Spam Challenge – Best. Spam. Ever.

I got this in my spamspam filter for the blog. I thought it was absolutely fricken hilarious. Though, because it is a massive pile of bullcrap, I am removing the trackback…

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it: post your spammiest and dumbest of your blog spam!

Here’s my contribution:

Alex Collier has been in contact with an ancient alien race. They are called the Andromedans from the constellation of Andromeda. He has had regular contact since he was eight years old. These Extraterrestrials are human looking but are very highly advanced. We are the Genetic Ancestors of many Galactic Human Races. We were originally created as a slave race by an ancient Reptilian race called the Annunaki in order to mine Monatomic Gold in order to extend there lifespan. Galactic Human DNAwas genetically spliced with the Earths Hominids producing Homo Sapiens. Alex Collier outlines the true history of Planet Earth and describes the various alien races including the Greys from Zeta Reticula 2 ( Dows ). He also describes the past Ecological disasters which have regularly reduced mankind to starting from scratch. He also explains that the Universe is a Multiverse made up of many Planar levels. At present we are on the bottom floor but are due to move higher in frequency on to the next plane of existence in 2013. These levels where created by God the Creator using Scienceand have a logical system of evolution and progression. Many races have gone through this evolution in the past. Great Alex Collier Website with true Earth history at …..

(It’s a trackback from someone’s blog – almost as hysterical as Scientology imho)

I got this in response to my Nuclear Power post. I love you batshit trolls!

#1 by crisismaven on April 5, 2011 – 21:19

Well all these high priests preach a gospel that’s missing the point entirely:
The only questions you need ask your governments to end the nightmare for good are here:
http://crisismaven.wordpress.com/2011/03/23/how-i-brought-down-the-nuclear-industry-in-my-country-and-how-you-can-do-it-in-yours/

Think someone needs their tinfoil hat adjusting

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  1. #1 by bio-robot on March 26, 2011 - 02:13

    Hello everyone. Catalog of Human Population (CHP) scientists identified the fact that human beings really are bio-systems. Each human subtype structure has got unique program and 3 manipulation modes. Any manipulation mode is actually someone’s individual program.

  2. #2 by followthelemur on March 26, 2011 - 21:57

    ^I thought that was pretty spammy too^

  3. #3 by followthelemur on May 10, 2011 - 09:12

    These are just getting funnier

  1. The Velon/Annunaki are a non-human race who have been attempting, by several means – mainly channelling, to persuade humans to leave the planet. |

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